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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Aggressive negotiations

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Aggressive negotiations

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    96•1 year ago

    Cabels

    • Carl
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      52•1 year ago

      bac大

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        That’s so accurate how’d you find that character

        • @[email protected]
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          I feel like the original commenter didn’t really provide what I think you’re looking for.

          A service that does something I think you might find useful is something like this: https://shapecatcher.com/

          If you’re a learner/speaker of Chinese (or Japanese, I think? I assume they use this character also) then this character is very basic so quickly comes to mind (大 dà: “big”).

          • @jcgA
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            2•1 year ago

            It’s typically pronounced Tai/Dai in Japanese (大成功, daiseiko, 大変, taihen), or “oo” in the case of 大きい/大きな (ookii/ookina).

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Thanks for that! Useful to know

          • @[email protected]
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            lol it doesn’t support japanese/korean/chinese characters, so like precisely what people would want to use it for

            • @[email protected]
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              A better suggestion for Chinese is Pleco, but you have to download an app for that (if one is learning Chinese, one would already have this)

              I’m keen to find something else for universal unicode character recognition, but haven’t extensively searched.

              If you have any suggestions, feel free

        • Carl
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          2•1 year ago

          I just searched “copy Chinese characters.”

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Cool!

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        I thought that was a t. Took me a while to figure out that “Cheetos bait” isn’t a thing.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      Cabals and Love

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Sounds like a German

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        Jaaa wir cutten die power Kabel

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      deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Isn’t Spanish for cable just cable (Cah-blay)? That’s what I’ve seen used in Mexico.

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    • AlphaOmega
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      3•1 year ago

      Power Cabels

  • @[email protected]
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    70•1 year ago

    Call the bluff.I don’t think this guy is smart enough to unplug the machine first.

    • @[email protected]
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      33•1 year ago

      He’ll just pop a hole in his cutters, mission still accomplished

      Don’t try this at home. I’ve lost a lot of strippers this way.

      • @[email protected]
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        33•1 year ago

        Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!

        • @[email protected]
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          I’ve definitely worked with someone who made that joke every time he popped a hole in his cutters. I need to remember that when I can afford a helper to tell jokes to.

        • Sundray
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          8•1 year ago

          Dammit Sindee, you’re a loose cannon!

  • Denixen
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    44•1 year ago

    Hehe this is the same “negotiation tactic” Trump uses. Sorry to bring politics in here.

    • @[email protected]
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      Almost. He’d break the glass and steal all the Cheetos with no warning, and then declare that Cheeto theft is through the roof. Then he’d demand that Mr Cheeto needs to make it right by selling Cheetos at a 80% discount. Then Mr. Cheeto will donate a mill dollars to his campaign and he’ll wander off in search of his next victim.

      Since the vending machine was trashed they just removed it without replacing it.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      As a Canadian vending machine, the Cheetos removal may well have been political in the first place. I notice just about everything in there is made in Canada, unlike Cheetos.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    34•1 year ago

    Chips $1… Cheetos $5

    • @[email protected]
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      18•1 year ago

      So sad that that is probably their real price. A snack size bag of chips was .50 not that long ago.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      You have 1 week.

  • @[email protected]
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    30•1 year ago

    The big problem with this demand is that there is no date to comply.

    I would have no idea if the demand was put up three days, that day, or almost a week ago. Then I get mad when the cheetos are put in a week after I made the demand.

    If your going to make threats, make sure that you set a proper deadline.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      If I was the vendor, I’d stock the whole thing with Cheetos and then snip the cord myself. Fuck that guy.

      As an aside, this appears to be a Canadian vending machine (Miss Vickies, Lays flavours made in Canada, Canadian chocolate bars), so the Cheeto switch may have been political.

      So to this guy- Get used to superior Hawkins Cheezies, and elbows up.

  • TrackinDaKraken
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    19•1 year ago

    Can’t have a hostage situation, if the hostage is dead.

  • Sundray
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    17•1 year ago

    I have come close to leveling the same ultimatum, except it was to remove those goddamn chili-cheese Fritos.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•1 year ago

      You’re outta your mind. Chili-cheese Fritos are fucking amazing.

      • @[email protected]
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        This is why I don’t believe taste is subjective, you’re clearly trolling. At best an actual human being might grudgingly call them mid.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 year ago

    Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Threaten me with a good time!?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        That sounds more like an invitation…

  • FiveMacs
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    10•1 year ago

    Cabels…

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      I bet he spells “lose” as “loose”

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Whatta looser

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          “Loser” correct and boring.

          “Looser” is cool because it has two o’s in it.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      5•1 year ago

      But I wanna gamble with the possibility that the bag gets stuck and I’ve wasted my money.

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    4•1 year ago

    Someone forgot to install the punctuation DLC (except that full stop which is basically included with the base game).

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