Mine is “GetOffMyLAN”. Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to “GetOffMyLan69”. I’m not even mad.

In the realm of unsafe looking links: this is the link that all others shall be judged by.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh man that’s gold…

I’m not against a “gangster” version of the Joker, because a lot of the Batman lore is about the different gangs of henchmen so the Joker is as much a gang leader as anyone else. AND I’ll go out and say he was not the worst thing in that movie… but yeah they could have done a lot better with the casting. But hey, still better than Eisen-Luthor!

I would love to see someone do this… and then promptly get red-carded the fuck out of there.

Why are you so interested, what are you up to? ANSWER US!

I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!

So you’re NOT going to immediately touch yourself carnally?

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Teach us your ways, sensei.

This is accurate, I hate country music with a passion but freely acknowledge this is one of the 3 good ones.

Wow, they’re using Artificial Intelligence to do the same thing predictive analytics has been doing for over 50 years, what a time to be alive!

I don’t even agree that it’s most, keep in mind a lot of the times when we hear about a gun owner doing something incredibly stupid it is a statistical minority based on the known number of gun owners.

I’m not saying we don’t need to do more to restrict or enforce legislation on gun owners, we absolutely do, but even saying half means upwards of 200 million in the US. I think we’d be hearing about a lot more issues if that many were existing in that level of day to day fear.

While I generally agree with the sentiment you are expressing regarding some gun owners who absolutely have let themselves be brainwashed into fearing for their lives every time the doorbell rings, I do not think it is reasonable to apply that sentiment to all gun owners, particularly those who have legitimate safety concerns for themselves as she undoubtedly does.

I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.

In this scene he’s in prison on Asgard. Can you imagine what he’s done just for a cup of Asgardian Battle Juice or whatever they call it?

Close: “Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

“Careful, that’s not a load bearing structure!” CRUNCH “It is now.”

Now that’s a deep cut.

It sounds risky, you may find yourself up… Chocolate Creek without a popsicle stick.