This dude knows their hybrid manimal penises.

This is almost an impossible ask unless we at least split it up by genre. How do you compare The Princess Bride to Airplane! to The Shawshank Redemption to Die Hard to Star Wars? All 5 amazing movies but wildly different, each would top the lists in their respective genres but which are the top 3?

Not exactly, that is a thing but it would be kind of the opposite of this. Let’s say a company was the first to ever make tortilla chips, and tortilla was the brand name. Then other companies started making something like tortilla chips with a different name, but then the name tortilla became so common that the first company lost its trademark so then everybody could call them tortilla chips.

This is obviously fake, if it was real they’d be watching porn.

I enjoyed it but it didn’t make me smile, I want my money back.

Did it work? Are you crazy now?

I shouldn’t want that and yet I do.

Hash browns, extra crispy, scattered and covered.

Extreme sexual frustration and involuntary celibacy, I find it drives me with a pure energy which allows me to really hone my ability to bullshit.

Color be damned, THERE ARE 4 PIPS!

Wife her. Wait no…