I’m a shy, awkward soul that never felt ‘in sync’ w/ my generation. Old people rock, life would be a lot more empty without them.

Thumb-Key for a couple years. Handing phone to a relative when they request to look something up and seeing their puzzled stare has been the best part.

An update borked my eufi setup last year, good riddance, Microsoft.

Father Apple protects us from all wickedness , including autonomy and any choice unconsidered by Him, mhm.

…yet the maga cult exists in swarms, obeying the loudest orangutang with the mightiest cholesterol.

We’re sexless and afraid.