discomatic

And he can 100% gargle my balls

You’re missing my point entirely.

Says the middle class white male.

I definitely think Trump drastically underestimates the average Canadian citizen, not to mention our military.

It’s cute that Trump thinks his only obstacle is our military. I’m not a fan of guns, but I’m a reasonably good shot, and I’m more than willing to fight. I can’t be the only one.

My mom is a huge fan of Still Standing - the stand-up comedy guy, not the sitcom.

I’ve started moving the little flags whenever I see a mislabeled product. It’s a small thing, but it gives me a little joy.

They don’t block ads in Lemmy.

I’d love to read the article, but there’s an ad every other paragraph. I can’t tell what’s what.

They’re not bigots.

Well don’t get silly.

Beautiful, thank you!

Do you have a recommendation for me?

(sigh)

Now I really have to switch banks.

Another international pissing contest. None of these people should be leading.

I haven’t set foot inside one of their stores since the spring. It’s not because I’d rather buy from discount stores - I just fucking hate the company and refuse to give them another dime.

I’m taking my bribe and immediately donating it to the NDP.

I’m pre-diabetic. Sometimes people just get sick. I hope you never have to swallow your pride.

Lifestyle changes? I’m a rower.

I’m going to wind up with Type 2 because of genetics. Something is amiss with the way my family handles cholesterol and fat. We are prone to dementia and strokes as well. You want me to suffer and die because of that? You think my family is an isolated case? You’re yapping away about things you don’t understand, champ. Your opinions are ignorant and shameful.