“Touching grass “ sounds like a Sexual Innuendo. Maybe it’s just me. Didn’t mean anything by it just thought it was funny :( Womp womp

A little TMI but glad you are enjoying hiking!

Justle jar

Threesome. Maybe it’s not all it’s hyped up to be but wouldn’t mind finding out

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

noobab

I hope you like keyboards

If you’re using Lemmy on iPhone, Memmy (application) provides this feature. It works pretty well

A service that I have to pay for AND it harvests and sells my personal data? SIGN ME UP!

I work in IT support and would probably put a bomb in a printer. Can’t support it if it’s blown up

Cats just meow to get our attention. Fun fact do you know that meowing is them mimicking the sounds of a baby?

Looks like he’s getting you promoted

I also love being there for my girlfriend to tie her shoe laces!

Orange cats are the best!

And boobs. Can’t forget about boobs

I’ve seen a lot of trump mugshots but this is the only one I like