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@[email protected]M to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

soak and jump hump

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soak and jump hump

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@[email protected]M to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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    120•1 year ago

    Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

    They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      69•1 year ago

      They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

      But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

      • @[email protected]
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        81•1 year ago

        No, it was just a dumb hoax.

        • @[email protected]
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          46•1 year ago

          I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

          • Fuck spez
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            20•1 year ago

            The ol’ poophole loophole.

          • @[email protected]
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            14•1 year ago

            https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

            • @[email protected]B
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              6•1 year ago

              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              https://piped.video/j8ZF_R_j0OY

              Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

              I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

            • @[email protected]
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              I was hoping someone would post that

            • @[email protected]
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              I knew before I even opened the link

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            What did they think sodomy meant?

            • @[email protected]
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              4•1 year ago

              Being gay.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 year ago

            The old poohole loophole

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 year ago

            A dick suck ain’t cheatin’

      • @[email protected]
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        17•1 year ago

        I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

      • kpw
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        8•1 year ago

        No.

    • @[email protected]
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      34•1 year ago

      Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

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      20•1 year ago

      Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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        Are they fucking morons

        Close, they are mormons fucking

        • @[email protected]
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          To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

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            the difference is so small you can barely tell

            Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.

          • Øπ3ŕ
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            That’s what she said?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        No, they’re mormons.

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      18•1 year ago

      Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

        Edit: sorry wrong community.

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        2•1 year ago

        It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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      5•1 year ago

      Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

    • Grammaton Cleric
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      …they would still be moving around

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        The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

        Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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