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Carcharodonna to [email protected]English • 6 months ago

fuck the police

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fuck the police

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Carcharodonna to [email protected]English • 6 months ago
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  • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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    13•6 months ago

    I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•6 months ago

      Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean ‘don’t come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside’.

      • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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        6•6 months ago

        That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?

    • @[email protected]
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      8•6 months ago

      Just pull the tape?

    • Hamburger
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      5•6 months ago

      With really long nails on your toes.

    • Altima NEO
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      4•6 months ago

      Tape splitter on your safety cutter

      • @[email protected]
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        7•6 months ago

        O ya

    • @[email protected]
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      2•6 months ago

      With controlled explosives

    • @[email protected]
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      1•6 months ago

      If it’s not taped incredibly well, you can pry it open. It’s hard if they actually used good tape and/or a lot of tape to close it.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      1•6 months ago

      Blunt instrument.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•6 months ago

        i just use a key, usually. it’s about the only suitable ‘tool’ that i nearly always have close-at-hand.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•6 months ago

      With your teeth 🐺

    • @[email protected]
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      1•6 months ago

      Snap it in half over your knee.

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