Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months agoMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1338arrow-down18file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•2 months agoIs this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
minus-squareEager EaglelinkfedilinkEnglish18•2 months agoAfter paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•2 months agoI pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months ago150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*? *- this is a reference for the olds.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink3•2 months agoWhat if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoMake sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
that’s a taxing
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record
Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.