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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 4 months ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 4 months ago
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    126•4 months ago

    60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

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      26•4 months ago

      Tbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s

      • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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        The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s

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          deleted by creator

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      15•4 months ago

      I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•4 months ago

      There’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.

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        He’s attracted to them?

        • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼
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          2•4 months ago

          Probably

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          2•4 months ago

          Easily manipulated, but probably that too.

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