For Non-Catholics, a pope being seemingly on his deathbed and then rising again gives him double the powers of a Level I pope. He now controls Episcopalian doctrine and has unlocked a new pope-mobile with an extra turbo boost and some customization options like cool flames on the side.
Only Jesus and the canonized saints get magic powers, the rest of them just have like, fake magic powers that Catholics have to pretend are real.
God could cure him, because He’s super awesome and shit, but since He works in mysterious ways and all, you can’t rightfully question why He didn’t because He knows everything and you don’t. That’s just selfish.
For Non-Catholics, a pope being seemingly on his deathbed and then rising again gives him double the powers of a Level I pope. He now controls Episcopalian doctrine and has unlocked a new pope-mobile with an extra turbo boost and some customization options like cool flames on the side.
Double the power, huh? So he isn’t Francis the Gray anymore, but Francis the White now?
I’m catholic. This is true. We are all pretty excited about it.
Surprising as one could wonder how his god would let him get sick at all instead of performing his holy duties.
Only Jesus and the canonized saints get magic powers, the rest of them just have like, fake magic powers that Catholics have to pretend are real.
God could cure him, because He’s super awesome and shit, but since He works in mysterious ways and all, you can’t rightfully question why He didn’t because He knows everything and you don’t. That’s just selfish.
Hopefully you can tell I’m being sarcastic.