@[email protected] to Fuck [email protected]English • 19 days ago*Cars don't create congestion"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square201fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down126file-text
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1image*Cars don't create congestion"lemmy.world@[email protected] to Fuck [email protected]English • 19 days agomessage-square201fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish107•19 days agoIf you’re stuck in traffic, you ARE the traffic.
minus-squareGinny [they/she]linkfedilinkEnglish36•19 days ago“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I am traffic.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•19 days ago“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I’m stuck in me.”
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish9•19 days ago“Goddammit Phalange, I don’t need to know what kinky shit you’re into. Go to the hospital if it’s that bad.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•19 days ago“I’m the main character and everyone else is the NPC traffic!”
If you’re stuck in traffic, you ARE the traffic.
“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I am traffic.”
“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I’m stuck in me.”
“Goddammit Phalange, I don’t need to know what kinky shit you’re into. Go to the hospital if it’s that bad.”
“Can’t. I’m stuck.”
Call your step-brother?
Yeah! Thanks! That’ll help. 🤣
“I’m the main character and everyone else is the NPC traffic!”