• @[email protected]
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    2212 hours ago

    Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

    A bidet (european style) is best.

    no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

    • @[email protected]
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      911 hours ago

      Bidet crew checking in.

      Mines got hot water. I don’t mean that it’s got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it’s got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower… dryer? Butt hair dryer? It’s nice, especially in the winter.

      Clean your butts, people

      • @[email protected]
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        811 hours ago

        I’ve got a cheaper, tap-cold only version (mainly because that’s the easiest to install without running new plumbing or electrical in that particular location). Honestly the cold water isn’t so bad. It can even numb things up if you’ve been dehydrated and launched a particularly stressful cannonball.

        • @jcgA
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          110 hours ago

          Having tried simple bidets in both warm, cold, and neutral-ish climates, I find that cold water bidets seem to stiffen the poo bits and make it hard to actually get them off your butt esp since they stick to the hairs. You and I might be talking about different levels of cold, though.

    • mechoman444
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      18 hours ago

      For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.

    • dream_weasel
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      10 hours ago

      A shower with soap is best, preferably after a different method. But whatever it’s your house, you can shit direct to shower if you like.

      If you got poop on you anywhere else. Dry wiping it would not be sufficient. Rinsing it off and patting it dry would not be sufficient. You would wash with soap.

      That said, I have a bidet I use some of the time and plain old TP the rest of the time.

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      19 hours ago

      A proper diet would also help. Failing that, I just take a shower right after, as you put it, a dump run.