• dream_weasel
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    42 months ago

    I suggest a small alteration:

    Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub… fire.

    Buy a new chair.

    Wash your ass with soap.

      • dream_weasel
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        32 months ago

        No, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven’t rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money.

        What I’ve described is the revolution solution.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:

          • More consumerism
          • Less environmentally friendly
          • Pointlessly destructive

          The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.

          • dream_weasel
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            -22 months ago

            Ah I see. You weren’t making an allegory, you were being direct.

            Sorry I didn’t mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.