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Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Baked or broiled?

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Baked or broiled?

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Froyn
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    50•2 years ago

    I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

    • @[email protected]
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      31•2 years ago

      They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you’ll be wishing you had ordered more then.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        It’s just like veal!

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Not even a rotisserie newborn?

  • @[email protected]
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    41•2 years ago

    Well, I wasn’t planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child… I just hope it’s one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.

  • @[email protected]
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    40•2 years ago

    Is this an Epstein event?

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Oof

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    Soy free children for me, thanks…

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      I’m sorry we currently don’t have soy. Do you want children without something else?

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        Vaccinations…?

  • @[email protected]
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    18•2 years ago

    I’ll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      7•2 years ago

      That’s horrible and disgusting!

      Do you want to clog your arteries?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        I’m a 'Merican, obviously

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you’ll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.

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      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Don’t forget the microplastics, god bless 'Merica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!

    • @[email protected]
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      -2•2 years ago

      Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.

    (See if anyone gets that)

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      In this corner of the internet, I’d be surprised if someone doesn’t. But then they get to be one of today’s lucky 10000

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      3•2 years ago

      “Hey Debbie. I have a book for you.”

      “What is the book, Sparks?”

      “A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift.”

      “What’s the book about, Sparks?”

      “Eatin’ babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!”

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    I’ll have the baby back ribs

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    11•2 years ago

    I prefer fried.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      11•2 years ago

      Tofu baby is available upon request.

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      “Please let us know of any dietary restriction” would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats… I would expect at least fish as an option.

  • SVcrossDO
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    9•2 years ago

    Depends, is it GMO free?

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      Full of microplastic

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        That’s fine, we’re all full of microplastics. And PFAS.

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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    9•2 years ago

    online food delivery

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  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    This is a typo right?

    • @[email protected]
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      28•2 years ago

      I’m guessing there’s two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you’re filling this out for a child, you choose the “children” option to indicate that they’ll have the entree for children. It’s just structured kinda funny.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it’s called phrasing

        • Overzeetop
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          3•2 years ago

          Danger zone?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!

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        2•2 years ago

        What do you do if you don’t eat meat? Don’t attend?

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          Or don’t eat. I agree, it doesn’t seem very accommodating

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          2•2 years ago

          bring your own snacks.

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє
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