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nifty to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

I code with fear

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I code with fear

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nifty to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Codex
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    119•2 years ago

    Is this that “waterfall method” I’ve heard so much about?

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

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        6•2 years ago

        I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

  • @[email protected]
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    There’s actually a Neovim plugin for this!

    • Deebster
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      12•2 years ago

      We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

      • Skye
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        7•2 years ago

        Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

  • @[email protected]
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    28•2 years ago

    With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2 years ago

    Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

  • LinearArray
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    13•2 years ago

    Horseeeee

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

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    8•2 years ago

    It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

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      2•2 years ago

      To erectile this function

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    8•2 years ago

    Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there’s nothing to be ashamed of

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    This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

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    8•2 years ago

    Unity Message | 💀

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    6•2 years ago

    Salvador Dali would like a word

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    4•2 years ago

    When your function literally returns the void

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    3•2 years ago

    The angle of the dangle

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