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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Rate me, dudes

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Rate me, dudes

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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Blyfh
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    93•2 years ago

    I have enabled the “swipe to upvote” gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao

    • @[email protected]
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      29•2 years ago

      If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

    • no bananaOP
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      18•2 years ago

      I always disable that and didn’t even think of it! That’s so funny!

      • @[email protected]
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        25•2 years ago

        Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂

        • no bananaOP
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          10•2 years ago

          The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

    • modifier
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      4•2 years ago

      Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Same for me on Thunder

  • @[email protected]
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    78•2 years ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • no bananaOP
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      34•2 years ago

      Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•2 years ago

        Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…

  • @[email protected]
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    61•2 years ago

    … fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet

    • ɔiƚoxɘup
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      14•2 years ago

      I prefer “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!”

  • @[email protected]
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    29•2 years ago

    Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    That’s a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.

    • no bananaOP
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      6•2 years ago

      Tysm!!!

      • Bonehead
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        5•2 years ago

        I never knew men were capable of developing so…perfectly.

        • no bananaOP
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          3•2 years ago

          Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    I think my phone is broken.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      You need to swipe harder for it to work

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      XcQ detected !

      • Blyfh
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        2•2 years ago

        For me it’s the dQw.

        • no bananaOP
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          2•2 years ago

          Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!

    • @jcgA
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      5•2 years ago

      Ah, hello old friend

    • @[email protected]B
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      3•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      an alternate link

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Good bot. Expose the Rick roll

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        It’s always good to preserve your privacy when clicking on a link to that video.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    12•2 years ago

    You liar.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      The user name adds so much value to the comment

      • Dr. Coomer
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        6•2 years ago

        Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    I don’t get it, where are the boobs?

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      OP is a boob.

      • no bananaOP
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        3•2 years ago

        You’re a boob

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          Which makes the two of us a great pair.

          • no bananaOP
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            4•2 years ago

            Now we just need a vagene

            • @[email protected]
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              3•2 years ago

              High five!

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