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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

there is always one

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there is always one

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    57•1 year ago

    my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…

  • @[email protected]
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    43•1 year ago

    Quality shitpost.

  • @[email protected]
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    35•1 year ago

    God bless the waitress.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that

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        2•1 year ago

        The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.

  • @[email protected]
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    32•1 year ago

    It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.

    • @[email protected]
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      36•1 year ago

      I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.

      • Edgarallenpwn
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        24•1 year ago

        Still works tbh

      • @[email protected]
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        10•1 year ago

        Well it’s both shit

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.

  • mypasswordis1234
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    24•1 year ago

    Literally a shit post

  • BubbleMonkey
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    21•1 year ago

    When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.

    So this tracks.

    • Windows_Error_Noises
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      Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      The diarrhoea of gods.

      Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    me after installing my bidet

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      Are you my cat?

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    No one ever thinks about the minority 😢

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Illegal propulsion systems!!

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Its green tech!

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Well, brown sometimes too.

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    8•1 year ago

    It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Girls don’t poop

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      4 out of 5 women are full of shit

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        5th one just flushed the toilet

    • @[email protected]
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      There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.

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    6•1 year ago

    Bet she is the fifth dentist as well

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