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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 4 months ago

Not incorrect.

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Not incorrect.

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  • @[email protected]
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    HTML 5 isn’t a programming language! (Yes, I’m a nerd)

    • @[email protected]
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      Assuming you’re talking about HTML5 & CSS it actually is Turing Complete.

      • @[email protected]
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        Has anyone ported doom yet?

      • @[email protected]
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        Wrong. Well, at least incomplete.

        You need user interaction (e.g., clicking on a button) and HTML & CSS for Turing Completeness, apparently.

        • 大きいBOY
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          It’s a programming language regardless of it’s completeness. You give a computer instructions, in a DSL, it gets interpreted.

          Don’t gate keep.

          • @[email protected]
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            My voyager app is a programming laguage. When i click post, it gets interpreted and sends a comment to the server

            Btw, is english a programming language cuz AI interprets it and does something with it?

          • @[email protected]
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            Who is “it” which interprets things? Is it part of HTML/CSS?

            • 大きいBOY
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              The browser. When it reads the HTML and creates a DOM based on the provided instructions.

              • @[email protected]
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                So where in that can I encode an arbitrary program? Like one could do in JavaScript?

                • @[email protected]
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                  Create a table of checkboxes with the rule 110 CSS applied.
                  Translate your program to a rule 110 program and put it in the top row of the table.
                  Advance the computation by checking the marked (orange in the example) checkboxes row by row.

                  Example

  • @[email protected]
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    30•4 months ago

    Oof, I guess I’m a nerd

    • @[email protected]
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      19•4 months ago

      Awesome! I guess I’m a nerd!

      • @[email protected]
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        I guess I’m an awesome nerd!

        • @[email protected]
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          nerd.js

          • The Ramen Dutchman
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            We need to rewrite it to nerd.rs for speed and memory safety!

  • @[email protected]
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    22•4 months ago

    Is this a safe space to say that my favorite programming language rn is Python?

    • @[email protected]
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      Only if you use it for systems programming

      • @[email protected]
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        Especially writing drivers amirite!

    • @[email protected]
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      Its okay. I’m sure you’ll get over it.

    • N.E.P.T.R
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      No

      Tap for spoiler

      /jk obvi I like Python

    • @[email protected]
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      When did you get diagnosed?

    • @[email protected]
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      neeeeeeerd

    • @[email protected]
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      Big oof.

  • @[email protected]
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    How dare you. I’m a physicist, not an engineer.

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s weird, a physicist that deals with the empirical world, how does the rest of your tribe feel about you? I promise you we can treat you better in engineering, but the initiation might be a little hard for you. It includes a lot of chanting “pi is 3”, “what good is science if you don’t apply it”, and “that’s a weird parameter, I’ll just try setting it to one”

      If you want to code like MATLAB but keep the leather elbow patched sports jacket and cozy office, maybe try getting plastered and code Visual Basic, it has the same feeling to it.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah, I associate Matlab with my physicist friends, my engineers friends either dont program, or already became software developers.

  • @[email protected]
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    when you’re so much of a nerd that your favourite lang isn’t in the meme (it’s Ada btw)

  • @[email protected]
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    Hey, I’m not that old!

    • @[email protected]
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      Is Fortran really your favorite language?

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        It’s easy syntax for math

        • @[email protected]
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          What about Julia?

      • @[email protected]
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        No, actually not haha

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    What if you don’t have a favorite programming language? I’m a firm believer that each language offers a specific set a features that makes each one uniquely suck and I often find myself at the crossroads of continuing to use this garbage or to learn a new language only to find it sucks in a different way. (/s another way of saying each language has its niche… (but sucks outside of it))

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      You are a nerd

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      It’s like how some infinite are greater / less than others, sure you might say that each one uniquely sucks, but spend a month trying to build something with say, Salesforce’s language, and you’ll come to appreciate how there are still tiers to it… much, much lower tiers.

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    Not Verilog though. That shit is for jocks.

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      Vhdl gang rise up.

    • @[email protected]
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      I got swirlied by an FPGA

  • @[email protected]
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    Thank goodness, apparently I’m not old.

  • @[email protected]
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    Truest words ever. Would flash/action script be considered?

  • @[email protected]
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    No [email protected] ? How the mighty have fallen.

    It’s still my favorite for now, though I do find Idris and Purescript compelling, too, for different reasons.

  • 大きいBOY
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    Fuck. Ocaml looks cool as hell. I should learn it.

  • @[email protected]
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    Bottom left made me miss Kmart

  • @[email protected]
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    Technically, half of those are scripting languages not programming languages.

    Anyway my favourite is Bash because I’m weird, even for a nerd.

    • @[email protected]
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      how is a script not a program??

      • @[email protected]
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        I always thought that programs had to be compiled to be classed as programs.

        • The Ramen Dutchman
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          That’s just the difference between compiled and interpreted.

          Interpreted programs such as web apps can very much be programs, after all.

          • @[email protected]
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            Interpreted languages have classically been called scripting languages, it’s pedantic but it has use and meaning in the industry.

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              I am telling scripting languages are programming languages. And also html is not even a scripting language

            • @[email protected]
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              There is no purpose to mislabeling something and speaking inaccurately in a professional setting.

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              Pedantic correct. The best type of correct.

              • @[email protected]
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                No, it’s not. It’s objectively inaccurate.

                A computer does not care whether the instructions it’s executing were compiled ahead of time or interpreted on the fly and they literally never have.

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          Nerds like to push this narrative

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    What if you prefer a DSL? I use G’MIC for image processing tasks.

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